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curtisplease:

plowjob:

what would the foot version of fisting be called

a huge mistake

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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dutchster:

imagine if penises could cum chocolate milk

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

nishlo:

I’m high as shit and just debated in my argument class on why weed should be illegal and I won

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

antiteen:

friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill