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gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

magnumclassics:

slow walkers make me want to burn down a building

snowtorch:

(seductively licks lips)

(grabs your wrist)

(furiously hits you with your own hand)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR

jaclcfrost:

you could take me on a date anywhere and i’d be happy. like it could be the movie theater. or watching a movie at your house. fuck you could take me outside and we could look at clouds or climb trees i do not care as long as we hold hands or something at some point

castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

frankiehentai:

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS GUYS

if the cops catch u for smoking weed blow smoke in their face

now theyre high and youre the arresting guy

subtweet:

more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”