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mychemical-abandonment-issues:

anchored-secrets:

larrydicks:

dog-shiit:

anchored-secrets:

PEOPLE WHO JUST RANDOMLY MEET BAND MEMBERS ON THE STREET HOW DO YOU DO IT

step one: go outside for once.

oh

but the outernet is scary

the outernet

kidouyuuto:

last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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